It's all in the cock

Favorite birthday card I've ever receieved:

Ignoring the Obvious

"CARINE TOLD ME, 'THIS IS MY NEW PREPPY LOOK.' ME LIKEY"

How about: "This is my new I'm-going-to-rip-your-fucking-head-off look."
CALMTHEFUCKDOWN, Morticia.

.JellyFISH.

I think I'd like to be a jellyfish, too, little girl.

Speaking of which, check out this tattoo.

Sweater time!

IT'S SWEATER WEATHER IN FLORIDA!

Grab the scarves, bitches. Sweater time.